17 thoughts I have on the new trailer for Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie'

For some, “cellar door” is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language; for me, it’s “Greta Gerwig’s Barbie “. I rarely decide to absolutely ride to a movie before actually seeing it, but Gerwig won with her 2019 reinterpretation of

My heart little woman ; she could direct a three-hour tome on how cardboard is made that I would watch over and over again. Luckily, her take on the Barbie story starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Harry Neff, Issa Rae, and Michael Cera (among many others) seems to be better than this More attractive. Below, find all my thoughts on the recently released Barbie

trailer.

1. Omg I love seeing the WB logo turn pink.
3. Barbie Land? You mean The Madonna Inn?
5. We need to bring back the shoes with the little flamingo pink balls on the toes.
7. I actually wore a pair for Halloween this year as part of a female robot costume and they were pretty uncomfortable, but still.
9. Pink sand beach? ? ? Is this a Lana Del Rey song?
11. Gosling with bleach blond hair looks like he’s going through a breakup and is deeply attached, I love it.
13. Barbie’s candy pink fantasy of an LA-style city (I think?) looks cute, but I’m laughing at the fact that it still includes highway. I thought it was utopia!
15. I realize now that Gosling’s hair is more blue and white than bleached, making him look a bit like a Ken doll mixed with aliens .
17. Will the movie finally acknowledge the fact that no one in Barbie’s poem has genitals? Those slippery areas made me a mess as a kid!
19. Hey, it’s Will Ferrell!
21. Gosling in a denim vest winking and chewing gum is a very lesbian way of coding that works for me.
23. Oh wow, so everyone in Hollywood is in this movie.
25. How does Robbie look good in a beret?
27. Michael Cera as the sly redhead is…fun.
29. “Beach me off” is about to become a new part of our cultural vocabulary, so stay tuned.
31. I plan to see this movie four times in theaters.
32. At least.

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