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Oh, the satisfying crunch of the Velcro sneakers! That very onomatopoeic crunnnnnch signifies ease, ease and serious comfort. But while the sound may suggest orthopaedic bliss, what about the shoes themselves? That’s the definition of unsexy; pretty much visual sterilization for your hooves. (Maybe that’s why it’s usually loved by children or seniors.)
My first touch with Velcro sneakers, thank me ‘s boyfriend, who is non-elderly but known for his style. Not only are his Velcro sneakers bulky, they’re the color of oatmeal a day ago, with two giant Velcro straps. However, there’s something alluring about their ease: no laborious lacing, and certainly no shoehorns. Boy, are they comfortable? It’s like sliding your feet into a delicious cloud and a thousand angelic fingertips massaging your heels!
The latter state is especially fascinating for my own feet, sore from over-wearing flimsy flip-flops, High heels chafed – so I started doing some research. Few celebrities wear Velcro sneakers, even on the street, although I did find a Maria at
Gorgeous photo of Kylie wearing knee-high Velcro boots outside of MTV
TRL. another fan? Hailey Bieber in
wore a pair to LAX . But what I noticed while researching Velcro is that they usually don’t show up in runways or street style galleries, but in the more playboy world.
Want to know Reason, I post a general question on my Instagram asking if any fashion friends are wearing shoes. The jury was deeply divided. Naturally, I received dozens of “nos”. Brynn Wallner of Watch Center Dimepiece told me jokingly that I’m “responsible for all the ugly clothes in New York.” (Hey, I’ll do my best.) Stylist Gabriella Karefa-Johnson offered a similar but more layered analysis, noting that Teva was the only exception. “Velcro shoes annoy me like Salomons annoy me,” she says. “It’s all too obvious to me – the grasp of subversive and eccentric girl energy. Like,
No. You don’t like hiking shoes.”
I know Carrefa Johnson. I don’t want to play a sore senior in Velcro, or like I’m stuck in a very uncool Sisyphus nightmare in a podiatrist’s waiting room. But while there are standard bulky sneakers—thick soles and encyclopedia-thick tongues, for example—there are now some incredibly stylish, otherworldly Velcro sneakers.